prohaloplayer:

you have 6 seconds to pass me that blunt before i threaten to kill myself

tricotbf:

tricotbf:

if you’re a brunette do not fucking wear jeans and im not kidding

so help me god if you’re a nurse and you have dimples

kosmogrl:

dykemd:

now more than ever we need brunettes to keep wearing jeans

terminalthrillness:

best response of all time

garbage-empress:

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what’s next? suckable? fuckable?

tenorgender:

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

sploompfy:

transmascfrankiero:

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

oh it’s ms.

Got called straight yesterday…what am I doing wrong

angelsymbol:

reblog for something really lgbt to happen to the person you reblogged it from